Work Talks
On bougie clothing

Me: God damn, look at what a good haul you got from ON
Roetard: :D always gir
i have an annual budget of $500ish and that lets me order a big box from them every quarter and buy shoooes
i figure i do okay for that
Me: No kidding
Roetard: some peeps spend that on like
one sock
Me: hahahaha
Roetard: fancy lambskin socks
or wait
nm
lol
Me: hahahahahaha
kid socks
studded with swarovski crystals
Roetard: bougie socks!
and each crystal is infused with a time-release scent of tom ford’s chest hair
Me: hahahahahahahahaha
Fuck you for Tom Ford’s chest hair
Roetard: i’d sniff it
ok
:P
Me: me too, gurl

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