On poor facial hair choices
Elizabeth: Have we spoken to Shamus about his facial hair issues this week?
Me: Oh yes
Me: that was the first thing I addressed when I saw him yesterday
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Me: Apparently he trimmed it so he would be less itchy in his goalie mask
Me: i think his face looks like a shaved vagina
Elizabeth: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: I neglected to share that with him, but I think my distress was evident
