On idiots, malapropisms
Elizabeth: DID YOU HEAR what she just said?
Me: No, what?!
Elizabeth: She has to come in early tomorrow for the board meeting, and so Josh said something about seeing her early in the morning and she said, “Oh yes, bushy eyed, but not bright… eyed.”
Elizabeth: She knew it wasn’t quite right, but I don’t think she realized “bushy eyed” is not a thing. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
