Vincent:
As mentioned in today’s meeting we will have a little game at the next meeting during lunch. This game is one of my favourite games, it’s called My Little Secret.
What I need from each one of you is a little fact or secret about yourself that no one else knows in the office, but it is something you don’t mind sharing with others. It could be an achievement or something you did in childhood, a current hobby or interest. Please submit your secret or fact about yourself to me by end of day Friday. During our luncheon on Tuesday, we’ll guess who the secret/fact belongs to. Also if you have a fun photo of yourself (it could be related to your secret), please send it to me by end of day Friday.
If you have any questions please let me know.
Vincent: help me make up something
Me: You should say you’re into taxidermy
Vincent: whats that
Me: And then find a way to get a picture of yourself with a stuffed raccoon or something
Vincent: oh haha
Me: And then see how long you could keep up the joke
Vincent: they’d just think im a weirdo and talk behind my back
Me: They already do
Me: hahaha kidding, I don’t actually know if they do
Me: But probably, you are kind of weird
Vincent: haha
Me: But you know what would be so hilarious? One of them would eventually go “… are you really?” and then you could go
Me: http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee413/ZenLikeCalm/Screen%20Shot/NopeChuckTesta-2.jpg
Vincent: haha they would believe it too
Me: Right!?
Me: It’s the perfect crime
Vincent: elizabeth is recommending the following
Oh, this could be fun. How about…
1. You were born a female.
2. You actually can’t read or write
3. You are an illegal immigrant
4. You once had a twin, but you killed it in utero and absorbed it as food
5. You once had a twin, but he’s been declared criminally insane and institutionalized… but the catch is YOU are actually the insane one and you tricked your twin into getting imprisoned
6. You are a secret ice dancing aficionado
7. You like to eat hippo
Me: I’m sticking by taxidermy
