Me: I just told Shamus he needs to wear a monocle when he smokes

Elizabeth: He needs to wear a monocle ALL THE TIME.

Elizabeth: Or at least have it dangling from a chain.

Me: Agreed.

Me: He seemed into it

Me: we might be able to make this work

Elizabeth: I could see him pulling that off.

Me: Totally, right

Me: we’ll get him a bowler or something to go along with it

Me: and a waistcoat

Me: just steampunk the fuck out of him

Me: that’d actually be pretty sweet

Me: Steampunk Shamus

Elizabeth: So, do you get a lunch today?
Me: i don’t actually know
Elizabeth: Stop being all fancy Calibri on me. Who do you think you are?
Elizabeth: Shamus?
Elizabeth: ;-)
Elizabeth: It’s weird. I feel like I’m talking to a stranger. Arial that shit up, bitch.
Me: Yeah, I was just like “why the fuck am I still writing in Calibri, what is this, Livejournal?”
Me: dkjsdngkjgs
Elizabeth: What am I visually impaired now?
Me: I hate this chat program.
Me: Does Shamus really write in Calibri?
Elizabeth: No, he’s just my new example of people who are either complete ballers or just fancy. 
Me: Haha, nice
Me: I love that Calibri is fancy.
Me: I always relate it to Livejournal so it never feels fancy at all.
Me: More… teen angst
Elizabeth: Look, we are a plain folk out here on the commune.
Me: it’s the textual representation of teen angst
Elizabeth: Hahahahaha…
Elizabeth: It’s angsty/sarcastica.
Elizabeth: We need a Shamus meme.
Elizabeth: Do you know he traded in a bunch of fancy watches to get an even fancier watch?
Elizabeth: Who IS he? The Dos Equis guy?