On steampunk ballers
Me: I just told Shamus he needs to wear a monocle when he smokes
Elizabeth: He needs to wear a monocle ALL THE TIME.
Elizabeth: Or at least have it dangling from a chain.
Me: He seemed into it
Me: we might be able to make this work
Elizabeth: I could see him pulling that off.
Me: Totally, right
Me: we’ll get him a bowler or something to go along with it
Me: and a waistcoat
Me: just steampunk the fuck out of him
Me: that’d actually be pretty sweet
Me: Steampunk Shamus
On fonts, ballers
Elizabeth: So, do you get a lunch today?
Me: i don’t actually know
Elizabeth: Stop being all fancy Calibri on me. Who do you think you are?
Elizabeth: It’s weird. I feel like I’m talking to a stranger. Arial that shit up, bitch.
Me: Yeah, I was just like “why the fuck am I still writing in Calibri, what is this, Livejournal?”
Elizabeth: What am I visually impaired now?
Me: I hate this chat program.
Me: Does Shamus really write in Calibri?
Elizabeth: No, he’s just my new example of people who are either complete ballers or just fancy.
Me: Haha, nice
Me: I love that Calibri is fancy.
Me: I always relate it to Livejournal so it never feels fancy at all.
Me: More… teen angst
Elizabeth: Look, we are a plain folk out here on the commune.
Me: it’s the textual representation of teen angst
Elizabeth: It’s angsty/sarcastica.
Elizabeth: We need a Shamus meme.
Elizabeth: Do you know he traded in a bunch of fancy watches to get an even fancier watch?
Elizabeth: Who IS he? The Dos Equis guy?