On cockblocking family
Me: I could still taste that wine when I woke up this morning
Jon: hehe… it was pretty potent stuff
Me: that was brutal, man
just brutal
I woke up and was like “eugh, toilet breath”
Jon: yup. that wine was full of piss and vinegar
Me: mostly the former
Now I’m picturing your brother opening it to seduce some girl with
Jon: oh true! I should warn him
Me: Don’t
Jon: lol
Me: it’ll be funnier
Jon: that’s so evil… and hilarious
Me: :D
Just be like
“This vintage is really unique. Save it for someone pretentious.”
