Me: My hot landlord is stopping by to get some mail from me today
Me: Roetard and I have been discussing how I’m going to seduce him
Roetard: “trade that shirt for your mail?”
Me: “Make out with me first or you don’t get your properly assessment”
Roetard: “i’d like to assess your property”
Me: “With my vagina”
Me: “Suggestive wink”
“You just said suggestive wink out loud”
“Yes, I know that”
Roetard: “mmm, looks like valuations are rising”
Roetard: I just rolled my eyes at myself
Me: I said it in my head with a Kim Cattrall voice
Roetard: you know what’s fun to say in Kim Cattrall voice
did you just hear it in Kim?
Me: Hahah I just said it out loud in Kim
Roetard: Mmmmm, Rachael Raaaay
it works, right?!
Elizabeth: Hahahahaha… fuck. “With my vagina” made me choke on my drink.